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1.Gump

Werid Al

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
'My name is Forrest,' he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
He's Gump, he's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
Is he inbred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, he's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, he's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
But he's all right

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that


2.Elmos got a gun

Elmo's Got a Gun,
Elmo's Got a Gun,
Big - Bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 9-1-1
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big - Bird's crap?

They say when Elmo was aressted they found oscar headless in the
trash!
I hear that Gordon's really runnin', now that Elmo's got a Gun
the street is never gonna be the SA-A-A-AME!

Elmo's got a gun,
Elmo's got a gun,
Rovers head has come un-done,
Seasme Street's not real fun,

(Gun shot)(Window shatter)

You want me to walk around Seasme Street without a bullet proof
vest?

Fo' Get abat' it!


3.Cats IN the Kettle

Did you ever think when you eat chinese,
It aint pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you dont complain,
But thats not chickin in your chicken Chow - Meine,
It seems to me i ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfields on my fork,
he's purrin' here on my fork,

There's a cat in the kettle at the pei -king - moon,
The place i eat everyday at noon,
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough boys,
right real crisp in dough,

Chowlin thats different i wanted more,
as he was diallin' up his friend at the old pet store,
I said not today i lost my appetite,
there's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin' on a rolaids or tums or two,
when i swear i heard it mew boys,
and that is when i knew,

There's a cat in the kettle at the pei - king - moon,
I think i gotta stop eatin' there at noon,
They say it's beef or fish or pork,
But its purrin' there on y fork,
there's a hairball on my fork,